Showing posts with label PSE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label PSE. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Covenant Employees: Did you get a Christmas bonus this year?



Of course not!

Your Christmas "bonus" came from passing your PSE test on your first attempt.  If you didn't pass on your first attempt you received a big fat zero for your "bonus."

The true colors of Covenant Aviation, LLC. are shining as brightly as ever.  And yet they want a truly motivated workforce.  Employees are following the lead of management: Money is the best motivator of all!

Thursday, January 13, 2011

She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain When She Comes

It's that time of the year folks. Yes, the PSEs are fast approaching. Just remember, the tests aren't designed to trick you and it's not as difficult as you think it is. Take a breath and relax the best you can.

But remember, you do get three times to get it right. It's best to get it right the first time, but hey, none of us are perfect. For those of you that don't pass the first time, there is hope. You will be re-tested by one of those masters of intellect from the training lab, i.e., the Assistant Training Managers. And if you fail the PSE a third time you will be saved by the "Retain and Retrain" program...oh crap! Wait, that's only at TSA airports. Ahh...never mind. Well, hopefully you won't be secretly selected by management to be given extra special treatment on your retests. Because at Covenant Aviation Security, their motto is, "As soon as we hire ya, we look for any way to fire ya!"